I am writing after a rather long period of absence since, having moved house in April, I have not had the internet at home. I am only able to write this because I’m visiting my sister in Edinburgh and making use of her connection while I’m up here.
…But wait a minute! No internet? Moved house in April? That’s right, I have not had the internet since April 14th. This being the end of June, that means I have gone for two and a half months without the internet, which is the longest I’ve managed without the net since 1995. Wow. Just, wow.